I made this piece for Mare Nostrum Elements' Emerging Choreographer Series at LPAC in Queens. Metafilter made me do it. Narration in the style of a Redpill David Attenborough with helpful illustrations by well-trained professionals. Try any of this at home.

your little black guidebook to the urban jungle

Thanks

MNE, LPAC, QCA, Spaceworks, Green Space for the infrastructure and production
James Eades for the footage
Gisella Sorentino for the photos
Hannah for the makeup
Ayla for that sexy Ott song
Lauren for my underpants and sanity

by Gisella Sorentino

Additional Reading

more from metafilter and other beautiful takes. also.

Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.
George Bernard Shaw

An intellectual is a person who's found one thing that's more interesting than sex.
Aldous Huxley

Sex is emotion in motion.
Mae West

Literature – creative literature – unconcerned with sex, is inconceivable.
Gertrude Stein

I'm a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someone's life.
Mitch Hedberg

I wouldn’t recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they’ve always worked for me.
Hunter S. Thompson

Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power.
Oscar Wilde

Sex is kicking death in the ass while singing.
Charles Bukowski

The function of muscle is to pull and not to push, except in the case of the genitals and the tongue.
Leonardo da Vinci

God, I love you so much I won't ever try to have sex again.
Ben Neihart