I made this piece for Mare Nos­trum Ele­ments’ Emerg­ing Chore­o­g­ra­pher Series at LPAC in Queens. Metafil­ter made me do it. Nar­ra­tion in the style of a Red­pill David Atten­bor­ough with help­ful illus­tra­tions by well-trained pro­fes­sion­als. Try any of this at home.

by Gisella Sorentino

your little black guide­book to the urban jungle


MNE, LPAC, QCA, Space­works, Green Space for the infra­struc­ture and pro­duc­tion
James Eades for the footage
Gisella Sorentino for the photos
Hannah for the makeup
Ayla for that sexy Ott song
Lauren for my under­pants and sanity

Addi­tional Read­ing

more from metafil­ter and other beau­ti­ful takes. also.

Danc­ing is a per­pen­dic­u­lar expres­sion of a hor­i­zon­tal desire.
George Bernard Shaw

An intel­lec­tual is a person who’s found one thing that’s more inter­est­ing than sex.
Aldous Huxley

Sex is emo­tion in motion.
Mae West

Lit­er­a­ture – cre­ative lit­er­a­ture – uncon­cerned with sex, is incon­ceiv­able.
Gertrude Stein

I’m a hero­ine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someone’s life.
Mitch Hed­berg

I wouldn’t rec­om­mend sex, drugs or insan­ity for every­one, but they’ve always worked for me.
Hunter S. Thomp­son

Every­thing in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power.
Oscar Wilde

Sex is kick­ing death in the ass while singing.
Charles Bukowski

The func­tion of muscle is to pull and not to push, except in the case of the gen­i­tals and the tongue.
Leonardo da Vinci

God, I love you so much I won’t ever try to have sex again.
Ben Nei­hart